When we announced an informal caption contest for the above Jacobs Entertainment placed giant sculpture, we didn’t expect so many insightful responses.
So rather than picking an absolute winner, here’s a list of some of our favorites from across our social media channels. Thanks to all who participated and all the great responses.
From Facebook:
Jess Ebbe: I'm here to chew bubblegum, buy out Reno and and increase the homeless population. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Stephun Ananda: Gonna machete 4th Street and make it fun like a straw hat!!
Meg Davidson: Heard there was Gold 'n Silver inn Reno.
Salem Lynn Thornton: That's the warrior that protects gentrification by making the homeless people magically go to a part of town Jacobs isn't trying to turn into Little Vegas.
Lisa Lee: Gerald the General of Gentrification standing guard.
From Instagram:
Glynnfinite: "BREAKING: nonsense sculpture hired as security for the new empty parking lot."
Noriene: “What else can I turn into an empty parking lot.”
tanner_die: “Guarding empty lots from being developed.”
Dionnesmishbash: “Colonizer X.”
From Twitter:
William Cook: “Tree Man, defender of Glow Plaza.”
Andrew Zuker: “Nimby: Guardian of the Zoning Laws, Destroyer of Affordable Urban Density, Crusher of Communities.”
Johnthepaptist: “Conspicuous Consumption, Destroyer of Weekly Motels, Master of Parking Lots.”